S. M. Mathur's Academic Jokes. Lighter Side of Academics PDF

By S. M. Mathur

ISBN-10: 9350572133

ISBN-13: 9789350572139

Humour is the spice of lifestyles. Its worth used to be acknowledges correct from the traditional instances whilst kings hired court docket jesters to brighten up issues and either the monarch and the population felt amused at their actions. Birbal and Tenali Ram became the epitome of repartee and wit. One reveals humour in daily life too. there's a lot of humour in lecturers and technological know-how additionally equivalent to the tales of absent-minded professors are a legion.

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S. M. Mathur's Academic Jokes. Lighter Side of Academics PDF

Humour is the spice of existence. Its worth was once acknowledges correct from the traditional instances whilst kings hired court docket jesters to brighten up issues and either the monarch and the population felt amused at their actions. Birbal and Tenali Ram became the epitome of repartee and wit. One reveals humour in way of life too.

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To his surprise, the salesgirl, handed over the copy to the grim-faced youngster, who paid and walked out with it. Before he could remonstrate, the girl said, “Sorry, it is the only copy in stock but I gave it to him because I felt he needed it. ” There are books and books, and readers and readers. ” “My mother’s cook book and my father’s cheque book,” replied he. I was watching a beauty parade on the TV—one girl more beautiful than the other. ” I thought. ” Mother did not want her sixteen-year-old daughter to start reading murder mysteries and so she rummaged through her pile of books and removed a book of blood-thirsty melodrama full of murder and suicide in which one fellow murders his brother and takes over his brother’s job and wife.

Here is the lament of a scholar parodied from an old ditty: Sanskrit is a language As dead as it can be. It killed the ancient Hindus, And now, it is killing me. An inspector of schools went to the Hindi class and asked a question. “You have been taught the Ramayana. ” The inspector turned to the teacher and admonished him for not doing his job properly. ” In disgust, the inspector called the headmaster and narrated the whole story. The headmaster was contrite, and told the inspector, “Boys will be boys, sir.

Once, in Paris, at the 25th anniversary celebration of his discovery, he was offered a glass of champagne. ” Einstein was travelling by tram in his hometown in Germany and had an argument about the change after paying the fare. ” A bright kid raised her hand immediately. “The days are much longer in summer than in winter” was the sharp reply. Sir Issac Newton, the great scientist to whom is attributed the discovery of gravity, commissioned a carpenter to make a shelter for his cats in the backyard.

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