By Daniel Theaker, Mike Freen
Daniel Theaker's A operating Musician's shaggy dog story e-book is a compilation of the funniest and most well-liked song jokes at the present time. From groaners to intestine busters, those jokes particularly replicate the attitudes and personalities of people that make tune for a residing.
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Extra resources for A Working Musician's Joke Book
What is the difference between a bassoon and a mud puddle? You take your shoes off to jump on a mud puddle. Page 30 Brass & Percussion Trumpet What do trumpet players use for birth control? Their personalities. What are trumpets made from? Leftover saxophone parts. Why do trumpet players only use one hand to play their horn? Because the other one is too busy. Why do you bury trumpet players six feet under? Because deep down they really are nice people. How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Clarinet Why do clarinet players leave their cases on the dashboard? So they can park in the handicap zones. How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes him forever to find just the right bulb. What is the difference between the sound of a clarinet and a cat in heat? Nothing if the cat is healthy. Page 24 What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion? No one cries when you chop up a clarinet. Alto Clarinet What is the definition of a nerd? Someone who owns their own alto clarinet.
Because alcohol has swelled them. Why can't tuba players hold office jobs? They are low on character, below the staff, and they spend too much time resting. Percussion How do know when a percussionist is at your front door? The knocking gets faster (see Drums). What did the timpani player get on his I. Q. test? Drool. What did the xylophone player say at her first gig? Would you like fries with that, sir? Page 42 Why do bands have bass players? To translate for the drummers. String Instruments Violin A String Quartet is composed of the following: One good violinist.
A Working Musician's Joke Book by Daniel Theaker, Mike Freen