By Jane Wenham-Jones
"As readable as a unique. yet extra importantly, sane and brilliant - and extremely funny."
'My BMI is 22, my hip-to-waist ratio passes muster with the scientific occupation, and given the appropriate gentle, while donning the proper undies, i've got even been often called "slim". A small miracle given my alcohol consumption, dependancy to crisps, and erratic method of workout ...'
Ever begun a brand new nutrition and located your self achieving for the wine and chocolate inside of per week? good you can now! Jane Wenham-Jones, best-selling writer and columnist, deals a hundred pointers on slimming down with out sacrifice.
Quirky yet helpful, enjoyable yet real, Jane's method is a special mix of daily technology, the best psychological perspective, and common sense ideas, designed to slot in together with your busy lifestyles. With recommendation on "party weeks", dressing to conceal the kilos, and the way to drop some weight quickly whilst a tremendous date looms, Jane deals strategies that paintings the place so much diets fail. From consuming a chilli an afternoon to hurry up your metabolism, to doing speedy bursts of workout with swift effects, to easily considering your self skinnier, those tried-and-tested equipment will see you leaner and more fit – whereas making an allowance for an everyday repair of the meals you're keen on.
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100 Ways to Fight the Flab: and still have wine and chocolate by Jane Wenham-Jones