By Charles Wheelan
Refreshingly sincere recommendation and observations on happiness, luck, and the realm lurking past the campus gates.
Modeled on Charles Wheelan’s 2011 category Day Speech at Dartmouth university, this number of refreshingly sincere suggestion and observations is the antidote to these cotton-candy platitudes which are all too accepted to a person who’s ever worn a mortarboard. Armed with a PhD in public coverage, a long time of expertise in social technology learn, and—perhaps such a lot important—good-natured humor, Wheelan bargains up 10½ head-turning aphorisms on happiness and luck that anybody staring down the barrel of commencement must listen yet most likely hasn’t heard but. Celebrated New Yorker cartoonist Peter Steiner provides a marginally of caprice along with his irreverent illustrations sprinkled all through. 15 illustrations
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Toby or not Toby, that is the question. Bless you! Albert you don’t know who I am. Elma-ny more knock-knock jokes can you take? ROMAN NUMERALS 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 XX XXX XL L LX LXX LXXX XC C 200 300 400 500 600 700 800 900 1,000 CC CCC CCCC D DC DCC DCCC CM M According to legend, Rome was built by twin brothers, Romulus and Remus. When they were babies, their wicked uncle put them in a basket and left them by the River Tiber to starve.
A panic in a pagoda! Live not on evil. Did Hannah say as Hannah did? Stunt nuts! No melon, no lemon. Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog. Ma is as selfless as I am. Yo! Banana Boy! Straw warts. 39 Children’s Miscellany TRAINING YOUR DOG If possible, start training your dog when it is about 12 weeks old. Be firm and consistent. Always be patient–never shout at or hit your dog. SHAKING YOUR DOG’S PAW Your dog should already be able to sit and come to you when called. 1. Get your dog to sit, and offer it a treat.
10 1/2 Things No Commencement Speaker Has Ever Said by Charles Wheelan